Well, we've gone a bit nuts this year!!!! Oh wait, that won't be funny until you unwrap this lot, not too worry. Remember, if the revenue catch you, you never heard of the Underpants Gnomes, and we'll deny having ever contacted you! But we'll mount a rescue mission, for the sweeties!! Speaking of which.....
You might play football in this place,
Just watch out for the briars.
Up and down the players race,
Before where the poor ref tires.